coke: hmm how do we make more money than we already do… hey why dont we just write the top 200 names on our bottles
James: gee willikers look yall! my name is on this bottle
John: well if this isnt the darnest thing, i found my name too!
James #2: look i found another james
how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got
this is my favorite thing of the day